Pirates at sea

A great while back nobleman Loclaire Clemens went to see me for a new suit as his old ones had magically shrunk in his closet he said. He wanted a shirt that drew the attention closer to his face as some new weird unexplainable lump now had grown on him while sleeping.
I had not seen Loclaire for quite a while wondering if that cheese smelling nobleman would ever pay me for the lace he still owned me on his coat. Or if all his wine drinking had erased my final bill…
Now I see youtube has a video where he is held prisoner by pirates, forces to roar a boat.
Mon dieu!